When you make yourself easily accessible on the Internet, you also make yourself easily accessible to creeps. Most creeps don't mean to be creeps. They just want to build a strong, meaningful relationship, via email, in hopes that their one desire will move to their foreign land to be there bride without ever meeting them in real life. Totally not creepy.
“Wat have i done wrong to you…are you too good to be talked to by the likes of me…wow fame is getting to your head…wait a minute your not even famous…well its true you cant judge a book by its cover…and thats defo true with you…you seem friendly but ha boy i was wrong…removing u as contact why wud i want a bitch” - Amanada’s Vimeo Account
Great news! If you ever want to be a bitch just don’t respond to a stranger’s email.4 years ago • 1 note
“Even my wife commented how cute you were in that clip. When you cut your hair, in later clips you posted, it didn’t look as good, mostly because it did not seem to suit you as well. But the latest two videos you posted, you appear to have altered something - eyebrows reshaped, I think - and you look much nicer. The look suits you better, I think. Maybe that might be why Josh is picking on you so much. I’m not trying to hit on you, by the way.” -Vimeo User
I really like this one because he insults the way I chose to wear my hair, but is really into my ungroomed eyebrows. By reshaped eyebrows I think he means gnarly eyebrow.4 years ago • 0 notes
Body: ok ok, now i am just getting annoying… but I un-privatized my profile in case that is the reason why you’d rather not talk to me, hehe.
Anyway, this is the last time I try, promise.
I really just want to talk, you seem like a beautifully creative individual that I would like to talk to. No intentions beyond that, I swear.
If you believe that guys always have ulterior motives, then a) let me prove otherwise, or b) I am sorry you feel that way… lol
Nevertheless, whatever you decide… I hope you have a wonderful day!
I’m not sure why I’m doing this. Is it because I’ve been watching Grey’s Anatomy all day long? Is Grey’s Anatomy making me feel unhealthy? I think my left arm is hurting. Doesn’t that mean heart attack? Shit.
My name is Ben. I’m 21 years old. I can’t be having a heart attack. I hope I’m not. I weigh 297 pounds. I’m 6”0.
Your name is Amanda Lyn Ferri. I know that because I watch JakeandAmir videos, and every once in a while you show up. Ticklish style. Don’t worry. I have a girlfriend. A girlfriend that I love. That’s proably why I’m emailing you. I am going to lose 47 pounds. 250 sounds a lot better than 297 doesn’t it?
I honestly have no clue why I am emailing you. It makes no sense. It made sense in my head. I was watching Grey’s Anatomy and looking through vimeos. I thought; “what if I decided to lose weight, and I emailed someone to keep me accountable?” It’s embarassing to say “I’m on a diet” or “I’m trying to lose weight” So I wanted to email someone I didn’t know.
Have you ever helped someone lose weight? I wonder how it works. You don’t have to email me back. I totally understand if you don’t. I don’t know if I’d email a random person with such an odd request back. But. If you do, I’d appreciate it. It’ll help to have a dialogue. An accountability dialogue.
I’m from Brazil and I watched your video about your work…okay I know, it’s seems wired, one guy find me just becuse this video, auhauhahauh ( I’dont know how you write the laughs)….but I’m a normal guy and I just search very much in the Internet……
So you are very kitty in that video in that video…=)
I saw you and I thought, I need to find this girl…
So I ask you if do you accept my invite?
A life without Amanda, it is like a life without chocolate, it is a life to which lack essence.
I also threw a bottle with the sea in the hope of a response of your share but I am enough skeptic:)
Have a nice day,
Your french quiche,